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I like romance.

I cosplay.

I'm extremely good-looking.

I spend most of my time being angry.

I watch anime. Mostly romantic dramas.

I play video games. Mostly singleplayer console games, multiplayer handheld games, and arcade rhythm games.

I'm Julia.
June 13

How to Unclog a Toilet, by Derrick

  • Julia: Were you the one who has to call his parents for help every time he clogs the toilet?
  • Derrick: No, I fix it myself.
  • Julia: Yeah, right. If you fix it yourself, then tell me how you're supposed to fix it.
  • Derrick: Well first I grab my shovel...
  • Julia: ...
  • Derrick: And then I let go of my shovel.
  • Julia: Phew.
  • Derrick: And then I walk to my kitchen...
  • Julia: ...
  • Derrick: And I grab the tongs.
  • Julia: What the hell?!
  • Derrick: And then I grab the scissors. Not the kind for cutting paper. The kind you use to cut meat and stuff.
  • Julia: ...
  • Derrick: And then I cut the poop into bite-sized pieces.
  • Julia: ...And then what?!
  • Derrick: And then I flush it! Obviously I get rid of it! What else am I supposed to do after that? You're weird!